Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... (etc)

Ow.

What do you do when painkillers don't touch it and the ones that do turn you into a drivelling fool?

Moan about it, mainly.
It hurts.

What I need is a distraction. I wonder what George Clooney's up to today...